66/365 Days of Gnome
So the National Dairy Council wants me to be their next “Got Milk” poster-boy. $KA-CHING$! But, should I try to be honest for once in my life and tell them I’m horribly lactose intolerant? They’re going to find out anyway soon after I start chugging milk at my first photo shoot. Gnome flatulence is not what one would call, um, subtle. I’ve cleared rooms after eating one spoonful of Häagen-Dazs for cryin’ out loud!