Profile Photo
About
1 gnome + 365 days = one very strange year
Frolicking amongst the fake plastic flowers

Frolicking amongst the fake plastic flowers

So I found some interesting mushrooms in the yard today…

So I found some interesting mushrooms in the yard today…

“My theory is that when it comes to important subjects, there’s only two ways a person can answer. For instance, there’s two kinds of people in this world, Elvis people and Beatles people. Now Beatles people can like Elvis. And Elvis people can like the Beatles. But nobody likes them both equally. Somewhere you have to make a choice. And that choice tells me who you are.”

“My theory is that when it comes to important subjects, there’s only two ways a person can answer. For instance, there’s two kinds of people in this world, Elvis people and Beatles people. Now Beatles people can like Elvis. And Elvis people can like the Beatles. But nobody likes them both equally. Somewhere you have to make a choice. And that choice tells me who you are.”

Meet Dino Screamo, my new pet T. rex!

Meet Dino Screamo, my new pet T. rex!

Just screwing around…

Just screwing around…

Cedric the Flamingo Whisperer

Cedric the Flamingo Whisperer

Cooling off gnome style!

Cooling off gnome style!

Fun times were had today at the waterpark! Well, if you call a hose in the backyard a waterpark.

Fun times were had today at the waterpark! Well, if you call a hose in the backyard a waterpark.

You name every jail in Germany, I’ve been there.

You name every jail in Germany, I’ve been there.